Helen Mirren Bikini Photos, Makes Me Wanna Holler

Dame Helen Mirren, an accomplished 63 year-old star of stage and screen has a gorgeously-toned, flat-tummied, beautiful bikini body that makes me want to go on Beyonce’s lemonade diet for an entire month.

Ms. Mirren was vacationing in Puglia, Italy, two weeks ago, with her famous film director husband Taylor Hackford.

Paparazzi photos show Helen Mirren’s body looking like an artist sculpted it.

Helen Mirren says, “Pamela Anderson who?”

As a self-proclaimed advocate for sexy women over 40, I cheered out loud when I saw Dame Mirren’s glorious bikini body photos.

No longer do I have to sigh with disgust when I see another 20-something or even 40-something Hollywood blow-up doll, packaged to the masses in sparkling evening wear as the only option for female sex appeal.

I can now point towards Ms. Mirren’s gorgeous, unretouched, bikini pictures with pride.

Helen’s bikini body says, “I’ve got an exercise guru and nutritionist on speed dial.”

Who’s her trainer? Whatever person is responsible for her killer bikini body needs to package that exercise program and sell it to women, quickly.

Faster than Billy Blank’s Tae-bo kicks, women all over the world would sign up for this exercise program, without hesitation. Most exercise-loathing ladies like me, would gladly fork over 20 bucks to look high-school skinny like Helen.

Introduce me to Ms. Helen’s nutritionist, too. Move over South Beach, NutriSystem, Jenny Craig or Atkins, I want whatever she’s eating.

Helen’s bikini body says “A Dame doesn’t discuss plastic surgery in public, darling.”

Think Helen’s had a little nip/tuck? Only her plastic surgeon knows the real truth. If she’s received a little surgical help, I won’t hold it against her. Last time I checked, plastic surgery is not known to lower a woman’s IQ.

If a trip to Dr. 90210 is good for aging starlets, who want to freshen up their looks: I approve.

Helen Mirren’s bikini body says, “63 is the new 40.”

Dame Helen Mirren is giving Tina Turner and Cher a little competition in the sexy, but undeniably ageless, beauty category. She’s proudly showing women that you can win an Oscar and rock a flaming hot red bikini like a Maxim Hot 100 hottie, without breaking into a cold sweat, or losing your self-respect.

Thank you, Helen Mirren.

Your bikini pictures have thoroughly destroyed the notion, that senior citizens only wear support hose, mumus and orthopedic shoes. Ageless beauty is no longer a meaningless tagline used by the make-up companies to sell skin cream to baby boomers.

Because of your recent bikini photos, you’ve inspired me to start exercising. Well…not yet.

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